joke...birthday gift?

juicy613

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great $ex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

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I love it girl good job that is the best birthday gift joke i ever heard you really hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at your birthday gift joke I'm going to have to use this one day because i love it somuch way to go girl you really did nail this one and thanks for the laugh i really did need it and good job once again.

Joke gift help......?

Brendan Re

I want to get a ps2 game for my friend, i was going to get the game cho aniki for him, but i heard i need a special ps2 for that, so some game like that, or if i could get that game that would work

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If you are getting him a joke gift then get him a flea collar.

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funny gifts? joke gifts?

samcheer

So my bestfriends birthday is coming up and i am throwing a surprise party for her with a few close friends. We want to make it seem like we got her a whole bunch of stuff so a few of us are giving her money but all in ones so we can wrap each dollar individually. We were also thinking of buying a pair of granny panties and giving her those. Any ideas kinda stupid and funny like that would be great? :)

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I had a party where we gave a friend some granny panties before. And next year at my party they bought me some lol So thats always a funny gift. Gag gifts are funny especially when you put the most random things in there nobody would think of gifting. Just have fun with it !

"Special B-Day Gift!" (Joke)?

Q. This old man was turning 70, so his family wanted to give him a really special b-day present. So, come to his birthday, the doorbell rings. The old man answers it, and there is a strippper. The strippper says, "Hi. :) I'm here to give you super sex!".. The old man says, "I'll take soup."

Funny?
... "Super Sex" = Soup or Sex.

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HAHA!!! That was a great joke! I loved it. Thanks ;)

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Books metaphorically relates to running or a journey?

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laureny23

I have a friend who will be running a marathon soon. I like to get her a book as a gift (inside joke) that's metaphorically relates to running or a journey. Any suggestions ?

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On The Road- Jack Kerouac
Rabbit, Run- John Updike

off the top of my head.....

How to buy a gift for a friend without parents knowing?

nthrrvltn

My friend and I have had a long going joke about sex toys, and I want to get him one for his birthday. I am under 18 though, and do not want my parents to find out because they are against such things. Please tell me how I should pay for it, and also the best way to have it shipped to me without my parents finding out. This gift is a joke, so please no flaming.

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I suggest you get it online but ship it to his house and have him have to deal with the issues, or just don't do it because it could you and him, problems. Your parents might never trust you or him, and his parents could forbid him for talking to you and ruin the relationship!

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Do liquor stores sell things to gift wrap?

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zoocherry8

I wanted to get my friend a bottle of Alize (as a gag gift/inside joke) for her birthday, and since I'm not a drinker myself I don't really spend any time in liquor stores. So I was wondering if most of them sell boxes or bags for liquor bottles and such. If not, where is a good place to get a tall box.

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usually you would put a liquor bottle in a bag (not a box). Some liquor stores sell them, but some don't. It just depends. Most pharmacies or gift stores sell them... you can ask for a wine bag and the person working there should know what you mean. I have found some really pretty ones at CVS. :)

What would be a slightly awkward/funny gift for a young daughter to give her father?

Chelsey M

It's my husband's birthday next month and he's always getting me joke gifts. So I wanted to get him back by having our 7 year old daughter give him a hilarious gag gift, but I'm having trouble coming up with a great one. What do you think?

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Pajama bottoms, along with the explanation that you need these because I saw your naked butt walking down the hall at night.

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Books metaphorically relates to running or a journey?

gifts for her joke image

laureny23

I have a friend who will be running a marathon soon. I like to get her a book as a gift (inside joke) that's metaphorically relates to running or a journey. Any suggestions ?

Answer
On The Road- Jack Kerouac
Rabbit, Run- John Updike

off the top of my head.....

How to buy a gift for a friend without parents knowing?

nthrrvltn

My friend and I have had a long going joke about sex toys, and I want to get him one for his birthday. I am under 18 though, and do not want my parents to find out because they are against such things. Please tell me how I should pay for it, and also the best way to have it shipped to me without my parents finding out. This gift is a joke, so please no flaming.

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I suggest you get it online but ship it to his house and have him have to deal with the issues, or just don't do it because it could you and him, problems. Your parents might never trust you or him, and his parents could forbid him for talking to you and ruin the relationship!

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