Any gag gift ideas for a 65th birthday?

Mama of Tw

You guys have any good gag gift ideas for my father? Heâs turning 65 in a few days and me and my husband are going to buy him a bunch of silly useless things, like my husband picked up fishing line when he doesnât fish, we bought him a container of sardines, you know something silly so he looks at it and goes what am I going to do with this? We are going to try to hit up the dollar store soonâ¦any suggestions? He knows we donât have a lot of money and the idea is itâs the thought that counts. Its all in good fun! Thanks

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instead of a birthday card, get him a 'happy retirement!' card =] and maybe you could get him some loungerie (sp?) or like a mesh thong haha. or something that would embarrass him like foot fungus cream or like a fake coupon for viagra or preparationH. be creative and i hope you come up with some good ideas! also, you could try a fake lottery ticket. maybe not, those are mean.....

What is an appropriate gift at a formal 65th birthday party?

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My aunt is having a formal dinner party (think wedding reception at a big, fancy hall) to celebrate her 65th birthday. What kind of gift is expected at this? It's not like there's anything she needs (she already has everything) and I usually only give her a card, but she's shelling out big bucks for this party so it seems rude to show up empty-handed. What is appropriate in this situation?

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Does she have a favorite picture from her past? If so I would have it framed for her. I also like the idea of the gift card to her favorite restaurant.

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